I was digging through some old stuff this weekend and found a couple of the Cleveland Wrecking shirts with the slogan "It Takes Balls To Wreck Buildings"

I have thought of a couple:

1. We'll only bust your walls

2. Call us if you want your walls busted

I have not had the walls (pun intended) to put these slogans on anything....But someday ...who knows

I saw a roofer's truck that said "If you can put a ladder up to it, we can put a roof on it!"

I remember another contractor whose slogan was "We Ball and Haul"

I had to get the radiator repaired on y skid steer loader and the Radiator repair shop's slogan was "The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak"

There is a demolition company here in Baltimore that used to have a rolloff business and their company name and slogan was printed on condoms that they handed out to customers. Their slogan? "Let Us Take Care of Your Next Load"

(You had to ask didn't ya?)