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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.Hit him again, the 5-year-old said. He shouldnt have crawled up there in the first place! -----------------A bad penny always comes back.More Games,joke,SWG credits and famous. Click http://www.ygscn.net. You will get more.
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